Cute Little Totoro
Thursday, March 11, 2004
Deep thoughts
There is a special place reserved in Hell, or at least Purgatory, for those who correct the grammer and pronunciation of others without their consent.
I know I'll be there. And I'll deserve it, especially after reading the rest of these things.
I lack a Dantean genius, so all I can think of as a fitting punishment is a devil poking you (and by you, I mean me) with sharp sticks while shouting "NOOK-U-LAR!" and "I DID REALLY GOOD ON THIS TEST." But that seems to lack something. Something ironic. Maybe they'll make you talk a lot, and incessantly point things out in your speech, perhaps things that aren't even wrong.
Oh, it'll be great.
I know I'll be there. And I'll deserve it, especially after reading the rest of these things.
I lack a Dantean genius, so all I can think of as a fitting punishment is a devil poking you (and by you, I mean me) with sharp sticks while shouting "NOOK-U-LAR!" and "I DID REALLY GOOD ON THIS TEST." But that seems to lack something. Something ironic. Maybe they'll make you talk a lot, and incessantly point things out in your speech, perhaps things that aren't even wrong.
Oh, it'll be great.
posted by Ryan, 2:19 PM
