Cute Little Totoro

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

9 c Gregory of Nazianzus, Bishop of Constantinople, 389

Wow, it requires no thought, but is also in no way interesting, probably due to the fact that the only books on hand are the book of common prayer, and Marx made Easy, or something.

Here, I'll make up my own

1) Pick up the nearest copy of the Anglican Book of Common Prayer.
2) Open it to the page number that is your birth date multiplied by your birth month, multiplied by 10 (ie, if you were born on April 7, open it to page 4x7x10=280. If there aren't enough pages, don't multilpy by ten.
3) Begin reading it aloud.
5) How far did you read before someone stopped you?
4) Post the first four words that someone says in response. Do not tell them what you are doing. If no one is in the room or house or apartment with you, and you don't feel like calling someone, just put down the last four words you said before stopping.
5) And also post these instructions.

2 pages, and a little more.
"What are you doing?!"