Cute Little Totoro

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (52).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 27% on proof You scored higher than 90% on beer index You scored higher than 94% on wine index You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Firstly, this site is hilarious. Some highlights include:

Super Pope

Can you guess why Jimmy has to live in a slum?

What's one Batman more or less?

Hmm. I don't know if you ever check out the sitemeter statistics for this page, but I do. Primarily because it's my page and I'm rather vain. Most of the visitors are pretty self explanitory. They're from wustl.edu, or they've been refered by hopie, beth or mike. But every so often, people come in through yahoo search. Which is wrong, because people shouldn't use yahoo search. They should use google. These are some of the things they've been looking for:

forests walked chesterton (I approve)
neopets totoro blogs (?)
totoro neighborhood books (This person must have been dissapointed)
laurie lipgloss (ok)
savantelle (i'm guessing either melanie looking for people who mention her, or someone looking for melanie)
ryan wallace (probably not looking for me)
cute carton (wtf?)
A PIECE OF CHALK BY G.K. CHESTERTON (I definitly approve)
clever away messages (that's right)
cute childern pictures (another dissapointment)
greatest and coolest away messages (I'm flatterd)
morpho sulkowski (I would assume this person was dissapointed except...)
morpho sulkowski (same guy, one day later)

Well, that was an update.